Let's Pair Snape With...Everybody!
Several years ago, I ended up at Quizzo night in a local bar with a group of friends, two of whom were also fandomers. While the others were engaged in filling in the answers we didn't know (it was probably sports), I suggested that Snape ships more frequently have smooshed names that people actually use because you can put an "Sn" in front of just about anything. We then entertained ourself by filling a bar napkin with every silly ship name we could think of for Snape.
I've been lazily filling in the ones I find, but I've missed quite a few in the scuffle. If you notice one that's not found, and you know of a fic, let me know! (You can email it to me -- twilightsorcery at gmail -- or leave a comment in my journal, whichever you prefer.) I reserve the right to choose the fic I like best to serve as the ship representative. ;)
| Silly Ship Name | Character | Found? |
| Snarbeck | Celestina Warbeck | Not yet |
| Snime Minister | the Prime Minister | Not yet |
| Snaugusta | Augusta Longbottom | Not yet |
| Snegulus | Regulus Black | Yes |
| Sneacher | Kreacher | Not yet |
| Sninky | Winky | Not yet |
| Snatie | Katie Bell | Not yet |
| Snalicia | Alicia Spinnet | Not yet |
| Snangelina | Angelina Johnson | Not yet |
| Snarietta | Marietta Edgecombe | Not yet |
| Snerks | Sally Ann Perks | Not yet |
| Snontegue | Montegue | Not yet |
| Snint | Marcus Flint | Yes |
| Snood | Oliver Wood | Yes |
| Snavender | Lavender Brown | Yes |
| Snarvati | Parvati Patil | Not yet |
| Snadma | Padma Patil | Yes |
| Snollivander | Mr Ollivander | Yes |
| Snorgin | Borgin | Not yet |
| Snurkes | Burkes | Not yet |
| Sneville | Neville Longbottom | Yes |
| Snucius | Lucius Malfoy | Yes |
| Snermione | Hermione Granger | Yes |
| Snack | Sirius Black | Yes |
| Snilch | Argus Filch | Yes |
| Snettigrew | Peter Pettigrew | Yes |
| Snagini | Nagini | Not yet |
| Snagrid | Hagrid | Yes |
| Snarry | Harry Potter | Yes |
| Snupin | Remus Lupin | Yes |
| Snaco | Draco Malfoy | Yes |
| Snalbus | Albus Dumbledore | Yes |
| Snockheart | Gilderoy Lockhart | Yes |
| Snooch | Madam Hooch | Yes |
| Snobby | Dobby | Not yet |
| Snedwig | Hedwig | Not yet |
| Snawkes | Fawkes | Not yet |
| Snellatrix | Bellatrix Lestrange | Not yet |
| Snarcissa | Narcissa Malfoy | Yes |
| Snick | Nearly Headless Nick | Not yet |
| Snacklebolt | Kingsley Shacklebolt | Yes |
| Snonks | Nymphadora Tonks | Yes |
| Snorris | Mrs Norris | Not yet |
| Snigg | Arabella Figg | Not yet |
| Sninny | Ginny Weasley | Yes |
| Snughorn | Horace Slughorn | Not yet |
| Sninch-Fletchley | Justin Finch-Fletchley | Not yet |
| Snudley | Dudley Dursley | Not yet |
| Snuna | Luna Lovegood | Yes |
| Snott | Theodore Nott | Not yet |
| Snotts | Bertie Botts | Not yet |
| Snudge | Cornelius Fudge | Not yet |
| Snumbridge | Delores Umbridge | Not yet |
| Snansy | Pansy Parkinson | Not yet |
| Snitwick | Filius Flitwick | Not yet |
| Snillicent | Millicent Bulstrode | Not yet |
| Sneamus | Seamus Finnigan | Not yet |
| Snyrtle | Moaning Myrtle | Not yet |
| Snevor | Trevor | Not yet |
| Snabbe | Vincent Crabbe | Yes |
| Snoyle | Gregory Goyle | Yes |
| Snuid | the Giant Squid | Not yet |
| Snuckbeak | Buckbeak | Not yet |
| Sneeves | Peeves | Not yet |
| Snang | Fang | Not yet |
| Snily | Lily Evans | Yes |
| Snabbers | Scabbers | Not yet |
| Snames | James Potter | Yes |
| Snon | Ron Weasley | Yes |
| Snavery | Avery | Not yet |
| Snongs | Prongs | Not yet |
| Snoony | Moony | Not yet |
| Snelawney | Sibyll Trelawney | Not yet |
| Snirenze | Firenze | Not yet |
| Snookshanks | Crookshanks | Not yet |
| Snaise | Blaise Zabini | Yes |
| Snat Lady | the Fat Lady | Not yet |
| Snorting Hat | the Sorting Hat | Not yet |
| Sneevey | Colin Creevey | Not yet |
| Snercy | Percy Weasley | Yes |
| Snill | Bill Weasley | Yes |
| Snarlie | Charlie Weasley | Yes |
| Snarthur | Arthur Weasley | Not yet |
| Snolly | Molly Weasley | Not yet |
| Snoldemort | Voldemort | Yes |
| Snarvolo | Marvolo Gaunt | Not yet |
| Snarge | Aunt Marge | Not yet |
| Snipper | Ripper | Not yet |
| Snunpike | Stan Shunpike | Not yet |
| Snirrell | Quirrell | Not yet |
| Snernon | Vernon Dursley | Not yet |
| Snetunia | Petunia Dursley | Not yet |
| Snark | Mark Evans | Not yet |
| Snortescue | Florian Fortescue | Not yet |
| Snimgeour | Rufus Scrimgeour | Yes |
| Snomping Willow | the Whomping Willow | Not yet |
| Snawp | Grawp | Not yet |
| Snaxime | Olympe Maxime | Not yet |
| Snodolphus | Rodolphus Lestrange | Not yet |
| Snomilda | Romilda Vane | Not yet |
| Snastaban | Rastaban Lestrange | Not yet |
| Snanguini | Sanguini | Not yet |
| Snormac | Cormac McLaggen | Not yet |
| Snerlin | Merlin | Not yet |
| Snavies | Roger Davies | Not yet |
| Snorner | Michael Corner | Not yet |
| Sno | Cho Chang | Not yet |
| Sneyback | Fenrir Greyback | Not yet |
| Snorfin | Morfin Gaunt | Not yet |
| Snerope | Merope Gaunt | Not yet |
| Snacharias | Zacharias Smith | Not yet |
| Snannah | Hannah Abbott | Not yet |
| Snusan | Susan Bones | Yes |
| Snamelia | Amelia Bones | Not yet |
| Snean | Dean Thomas | Not yet |
| Snabrielle | Gabrielle Delacour | Not yet |
| Snleur | Fleur Delacour | Not yet |
| Snaragog | Aragog | Not yet |
| Snane | Bane | Not yet |
| Snonan | Ronan | Not yet |
| Snedric | Cedric Diggory | Not yet |
| Sniggory | Amos Diggory | Not yet |
| Snernie | Ernie Macmillan | Not yet |
| Snum | Victor Krum | Not yet |
| Snosmerta | Madam Rosmerta | Not yet |
| Snudungus | Mudungus Fletcher | Not yet |
| Sniers | Piers Polkiss | Not yet |
| Snank | Frank Bryce | Not yet |
| Sned | Fred Weasley | Yes |
| Sneorge | George Weasley | Yes |
| Sniselda | Griselda Marchbanks | Not yet |
| Snemmeline | Emmeline Vance | Not yet |
| Snepzibah | Hepzibah Smith | Not yet |
| Snanton | Anton Dolohov | Not yet |
| Snigor | Igor Karkaroff | Not yet |
| Snalden | Walden Macnair | Yes |
| Snadfoot | Padfoot | Not yet |
| Snoody | Alastor Moody | Not yet |
| Snouch | Barty Crouch, Jr. | Not yet |
| Sneverus | Severus Snape (selfslash!) | Yes |
| Sninerva | Minerva McGonagall | Not yet |
| Snector | Professor Vector | Not yet |
| Snorbert | Norbert | Not yet |
| Snaron | the Bloody Baron | Yes |
| Sniar | the Fat Friar | Not yet |
| Snady | the Gray Lady | Not yet |
| Snamel | Nicholas Flamel | Not yet |
| Snerenelle | Perenelle Flamel | Not yet |
| Snowena | Rowena Ravenclaw | Not yet |
| Snuffy | Fluffy | Not yet |
| Snodric | Godric Gryffindor | Not yet |
| Snalazar | Salazar Slytherin | Not yet |
| Snelga | Helga Hufflepuff | Not yet |
| Snonco1 | Zonko | Yes |
| Snubbly-Plank2 | Professor Grubbly-Plank | Not yet |
1 Courtesy of 
sleepsong
2 Courtesy of adiligode