The Gift Ficlet Request Cookie Jar is isiscolo's idea. Here's how it works:

You can drop a request for a ficlet into the jar for anything you'd like to see written. Anytime you like, you can claim a request from the jar and write a ficlet for it. You can hold on to it for up to three months, after which it becomes free game for other authors. For each story you complete, you get the option of dropping another request in the jar, and someone else gets a shiny new ficlet to read.

Request	Claimed by
aylix-green requested: I would like to request Percy Weasley paired with any one or several of his siblings. It can be romantic or purely sexual, but more than just platonic, please. I'd prefer their personalities and such to stay close to canon. Minor deviations are ok, just nothing too far off unless it's accounted for in the fic somehow. Plot is preferred, but smutty plotlessness is good, too. ;) Consensual sex only, please. Dub-con is iffy, and rape is a no-no. *shudders* And finally, (and with the hope I don't offend or insult anyone by saying this), PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE have it beta-read. I wouldn't even say it if it weren't so crucial to my enjoyment of the story. My brain will stop on misspelled or misused words, and lose the entire meaning of sentences, even paragraphs. Thanks in advance to anyone who decides to accept this challenge/request. Happy Writing, Everyone!	Claim this one
ninotsjka_bloom requested: Draco/Astoria. How did they get together?	Claim this one
ninotsjka_bloom requested: Warrington/Ginny. Just out of Hogwarts.	Claim this one
nomdefandom requested: R. J. Lupin joins the wizarding equivalent of the Foreign Legion.	Claim this one
txdville requested: Ginny/Goyle Would like (any/all): fluff/angst/romance/UST/smut Would not like: force, non-con, or rape. Can be before, during, or post-war. Would like ficlet or longer. novel if you're feeling particularly inspired.	Claim this one
tryajude requested: i am looking for these two stories i read somewhere a few years ago the first on has sirius black moving in with the potters. i think harry is 12ish. then harry starts seducing sirius. it has alot of bathtub senes. and lily and james donot know the second one has james/sirius then james and lily. james and lilly were informed of the prophecy so they get together. sirius was crushed. he ends up sleeping with lucius. one key part i remember is sirius and james shagging in the forest, lucius sees and tells lily. if you know these stories names or where they are send an email	Claim this one
Fattylumpken requested: 7th Year James/Sirius, with some James/Lily. And it would be cool if Remus was lusting after Sirius.	Claim this one
suzu_beaver requested: I'm looking for a Harry/Sirius story with these characteristics: 1) Slow seduction of Harry, Sirius Black style. 2) Sirius POV. 3) Increasingly confused Harry - bonus points if worried for Sirius's sanity. 4) Hogwarts/Grimmauld setting. 5) Harry over 18, Voldie still on rampage, but no angsting about 'fate/destiny/i'll-be-a-murderer!'. Also no long angsting over how wrong it all is. 7) Long, plotty, lots of explosions/mysteries/plot twists. If smut, keep light. 8) Bonus for a reasonable explanation for why Sirius is apparently alive enough to seduce anyone. (He'd better be alive in this!)	Claim this one
sor_bet requested: Post-war broken!Harry -- evil, catatonic, depressed, whatever, you decide. Ron helps him come back to himself, but not a quick magical fix (there can be magic, but not just a wand wave or potion and 'everything's back to normal', does that make sense?). Can be slash or gen. Happy ending (although does not have to be fluffy), please!	Claim this one
Firaux requested: Snape/Harry. I'd like a potion gone wrong, (Harry still in Hogwarts or graduated), smut, and a bit of fluff (in a Snapish sort of way.) The potion can be the cause of the entire affair (ie an aphrodisiac) or can bring to the surface long standing hidden feelings of love (cliche and unlikely, but what the hell). Can be brewed by either and drunk by either. Thank you.	Claim this one
j_lunatic requested: Neville/Luna, any rating (but the smuttier the better), from Trevor's POV. Fluff v. good; crack v.v.v. good.	Claim this one
reddwarfer requested: Remus/Sirius AU. Remus sets out to seduce his teacher and finds himself falling in love. Sirius tries to resist his student, but find that he is irrisitable. Prefer no magic, but magic is fine. NO SIRI/REMI nicknamey crap. Please.	Claim this one
daughter_moon requested: Snape/Harry mpreg where evil!dumbledore forces Harry to drink a potion that causes abortion.	Claim this one
riadre requested: Sirius. Remus. Non-con. Collar. Extra brownie points if you can include bdsm. I like intermittent fluffyness.	Claim this one
madilayn requested: I want to see Remus/Sirius - with Remus taking charge and Sirus loving it. Extra kudos if you can include sex in public (ie: room full of people) with the invisibility cloak.	reddwarfer
by_starkiller requested: Blaise Zabini/Tom Riddle. Anything except non-con/mpreg/scat/golden shower/bestiality/chan. Use your imagination, surprise me. Include some slashy porn goodness, please. Thanks.	Claim this one
scarlet_malfoy requested: Harry/Draco: A brutally sweet, horrifically sad death seen. Both are on the side of the light but Draco is a Death Eater spy. One, the other, or both have been hurt and they will eventually die. Lots of angst, tears, and darkness. If possible can be a songfic to "Night of Silence" here are the lyrics: http://www.kairospeacehouse.org/Lectionary/Lec122403.htm. If possible listen to the music of this song, the words and music have just always reminded me of Harry and Draco's sweet love and sudden demise... for some strange reason.. if not thats okay.	Claim this one
scarlet_malfoy requested: Dumbledore/OC. An angsty, fluffy, drama-filled little fic. Dumbledore back in his own days at Hogwarts, getting broken noses from Quidditch and falling in love with golden haired Emily, who's family has been killed by the Dark Lord of the time, Grindelwald(sp?). Emily's life will end somehow, and be the fuel to Dumbledore's greatness. Please nothing above PG-13.	Claim this one
son_of_darkness requested: Lucius/Draco. Draco plays the naughty French maid for Lucius' enjoyment. He doesn't do his maidly duties to Lucius liking so Lucius has to punish him. Bondage, spanking, gratuitous mention of Draco's suspender belt. Extra points if Draco speaks with a French accent.	lily_and_lace
statelines requested: something with hogwarts-era sirius, remus, AND regulus. (1) preferably without a threesome/explicit sb/rb incest -- i'd like some overtones, and perhaps some pining, but nothing ever really happens between them. (2) some sort of muggle or wizarding public transportation: either the knight bus, the london underground, a train, whatever. (3) sirius is a bit of a jerk, but remus is definitely not a totally passive bookworm. (4) regulus isn't "evil".	Claim this one
black_raven13 requested: id like to see a dubious consent or rape bill/harry/charlie fic w/ bill and charlie double-teaming harry.	misssolitude
ravensnow requested: Snape/Moody. We'll call it "Snooty" and they'll be lots of brooding and wooden leg love.	Claim this one
ll24ever requested: A first time fic. HP/SB/RL. Please include Harry having questions about sex, somewhat dubious consent (maybe due to alcohol), Harry being underage, and Sirius and Remus teaching Harry what to do. (I am going to try to write this story myself, but as I've never written slash I want to see a version of it first). NC-17 please (Hard NC-17 if possible).	misssolitude
Sondera requested: A nice looooooooong fic about Harry getting over some sex issues. I know this has been done many, many times, but I want one where during Harry's 'first time' he freaks out, no loving coming form Harry’s end, just lots and lots of angst. And the other person has to make him see the love in the love making. oh and please NC-17.	Claim this one
ronniekins77 requested: After Ootp, Padma starts to notice how brave and just generally wonderful Neville is. But he's all ready going out with Luna. Should be angsty, but must involve a Neville/Padma kiss.	Claim this one
nakedcelt requested: Post-Hogwarts, post-Voldemort, fic, including the following elements; how important each of them is, is up to you. They can be anything from the main plot to a piece of background filler. _________________ (1) A kid from a fundamentalist, all-magic-is-Satanic, household gets the Hogwarts letter. _________________ (2) A new Dark Lord is rising somewhere far away: not a human wizard at all, but a sort of uber-Dementor. Some familiar characters have joined his forces -- don't just make them Slytherins or ex-DE's, though. _________________ (3) Hermione Granger has embraced nudism, and convinced some of her old classmates to join her (you decide who). _________________ (4) Luna Lovegood has opened a magical brothel in Knockturn Alley.	Claim this one
dracosexslave requested: NC-17 with Colin and Dennis Creevey together and possibly with Draco and/or Harry. Definitely please include both brothers and one or both of the other two characters if it fits. (one idea.. dennis loves colin but colin loves harry so dennis does them both a favor and polyjuices himself into harry so they can both get their wish. maybe draco walks in on the scene and decides to join in when, half way through..dennis changes back to himself and this just gets everyone even more excited) But, yeah..I'd really love to see a fic with these guys in it.. thanks soo much!	Claim this one
reddwarfer requested: I want a nice long Remus/Harry fic. No non-con. Romantic, but not goofy fluff.	irana
nakedcelt requested: Through Legilimency, Luna and Tonks discover their shared passion for watersports. Squick me if you can.	Claim this one
bluerose16 requested: Hermione/Luna: NC-17 (but not PWP) with thoughtful, tasteful smut. Extra points if you can work in school uniforms and/or voyeurism. Any length.	Claim this one
irana requested: Draco/Neville. R to NC17. Starts angsty, but ends with them together. Have fun with it.	oGirlsNotGreyo
broadwayfuture requested: Ginny/Harry/Hermione. Post Hogwarts. R to NC-17 preferably. Ginny and Harry have been together for years but after Ginny has popped the question, Harry gets angry because he wasn't allowed to ask her the way he had wanted to. They have a fight. Ginny finds out from Ron that Harry has always had a fantacy about Hermione. She plans a surprise for him he'll never forget.	Claim this one
broadwayfuture requested: Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger, fluffy NC-17, getting caught by Sirius Black and can be outside of school, doesn't have to be in. Doesn't matter on age.	Claim this one
Morgan_Silver requested: A vampire, a werewolf, and a dog walk into a bar... Remus and Sirius are captured by death eaters during the final battle. They are locked in a cell/room/wherever you like, together. They aren't the only order members captured. Someone reveals Snape is a spy. Snape is thrown into the same place as Remus and Sirius. The whole thing is the death eaters idea of a joke. They want to see who lives the longest. Remus the werewolf, Sirius the animagus, or Snape... the vampire. Should be a serious fic, but can have some humor. Snape should feed at some point to keep from dying, and werewolf blood would kill him. Of course, Sirius doesn't know he's a vampire, but Remus should be able to sense it. The death eaters continue to feed them, but Snape doesn't eat. That could be how Sirius figures it out. They should be wary of the approaching full moon. Remus won't kill Sirius while he's in his animagus form, but he would attack Snape. Have fun with it. Prefer a rating of R or NC-17. Slash please :)	Claim this one
elimandjulian requested: Snape/Harry/Ron. Post-Hogwarts. Harry and Ron are both after Snape and Snape finds it hard to choose so opts for both - for one night. Ending must have Snape choosing one or the other. Rating can be R or NC-17.	misssolitude
_summer__rain_ requested: Hmmmmm. I think I would very much enjoy a fluffy/Drama, Lucius/Harry Mpreg story with a side of a loving and understanding Draco/Hermione on the side.	Claim this one
reetchick requested: He hasn't been alone on the night of a full moon for about five years. Tell me what the first full moon after the slaughter at Godric's Hollow (November 11, 1981) was like for Remus. Slash, gen, het; any rating at all. Make me cry.	_cantstandmenow
cruisedirector requested: Lupin/Snape from the POV of Sirius' ghost/Sirius beyond the Veil. Sirius cannot be seen by or interact with the other two and he needs to be in a happy place -- he is not bitter or angsty that Lupin and Snape are together, he thinks it's great for both of them no matter how much angst the other two have to work through. No non-con, no deliberate pain, humiliation or cruelty that's more than momentary. Otherwise NC17 would make me quite happy.	gblvr
Ever13 requested: A post Hogwarts Fic in AU. Involving Hermione Granger, Blaise(boy) Zabini,Draco Malfoy, Arranged Marriages and the Witness Protection Program. After all; Hermione is a key figure, it makes sense for her to go undercover. Or Malfoy for that matter. Or Zabini.	Claim this one
onethirty requested: FW/HP/GW. Harry overhears Fred and George talking about a threesome and decide to make their dream a reality. Nothing overly fluffy, perhaps light kink and bondage. Prefer R or NC-17 rating.	broadwayfuture
ikarusxcaen requested: Okay, so I've developed a thing for Bellatrix/Ginny recently, and I'd like to see something nice and bondage-y, doesn't have to be non-con. NC-17 or a nice R, because I haven't seen many really good smutty Bella/Ginny fics. You can toss in a plot or just have it as a PWP, I don't care either way!	Claim this one
_whitebutterfly requested: Hermione/Snape - Ambiguous consent, BDSM, Dom/Sub type thing. Hermione the sub. No bloodplay/torture. NC-17. :D	Claim this one
cjk1701 requested: Snape/Hermione. Any of the following elements or variations thereof: a) Snape has been raped and Hermione is doing some comforting. b) Snape has been so traumatised by his DE experience that he can't face the idea of sex. c) Snape hasn't had sex before, and he's really bloody awful at it. d) due to some previous trauma, mental or physical, Snape is impotent. (Thanks to Shiv5468 for the ideas!)	shiv5468
eriador117 requested: While Lupin was the DADA professor in 3rd year, close to the full moon, he mistakes Harry for James after one of their Patronus charms sessions. He does not take no for an answer, thinking James is only teasing, not realising it is Harry and rapes him. He realises what he has done and then obliviates Harry, hoping that it will work. Snape finds out during the Occlumency lessons in 5th year what Lupin has done, but Harry seems to have no conscious memory of it. What happens then? I would prefer a consensual Snape/Harry in there somehere, but other than that feel free. (not looking for a graphic rape fic, more about how Harry feels about it when he finds out.) NC-17 or R if possible. Thanks!	Claim this one
crazybeutuiful requested: I would like to request either a Hanson spanking fanfic with Taylor the one being spanked, or a Harry Potter spanking fanfic with Draco Malfoy the one that gets spanked.	Claim this one
irana requested: Severus/Harry/Bill. Post Hogwarts, post war. Severus is looking for something, harry thinks he's found what he needs and Bill is bored. Kinks: wand play, sex toys, dom!Bill, switch!Snape, fucking & fucked. (ie someone in the middleduring sex) NC17 prefered, angst is our friend, but must be resolved with either Snape/Harry or all three together by the end.	hilarita
aqua_chuu requested: Tom/Ginny or Draco/Ginny. Ginny feels tortured by memories of possession. Angst, PG to R.	Claim this one
gblvr requested: Lupin/Snape; post-OotP, not too picky on the plot, but I would like to see Snape being tender towards Lupin without being too OOC; lots of kissing is a must, but nothing too kinky sex-wise. :-)	scribbulus_ink
bluerose16 requested: Lucius/Severus. -Philosophical-, dark. Any rating fine, MA 15+ or R preferred. Please no heavy BDSM, non-con, etc. Any length. No AUs, please. Thanks!	Claim this one
curia_regis requested: A long fic with both Snape/Harry and Lucius/Hermione. Everybody should be relatively in character. Time turners are wonderful. Smut is lovely too.	misssolitude
ivi_malfoy requested: Harry/Draco NC-17 - purely smut fiction. Harry likes to dom Draco - with toys and his two wands. KINKS: sextoys, wandplay, lots of foreplay, smut talk.	Claim this one
slasher_chick requested: Seamus/Dean There's not enough of it out there! Smutty. As much as you can. Please. Not, I repeat, NOT angsty! No kinks except foodsmut if you want. Preferably, not neccessacarily, during Hogwarts. Bonus points if you can include Harry/Draco, Harry/Ron, Sirius/Remus, Harry/Draco and Sirius/Remus, or Harry/Ron and Sirius/Remus. Thankies!!!	Claim this one
mackittenx requested: SB/RL > songfic to 'Slipped Away' by Avril Lavigne. After Sirius falls through the veil, Remus reflects on both times Sirius has slipped away from him (azkaban & through the veil). Yeah..it's angst.	Claim this one
damned_queen requested: Draco/Remus - During the war Draco has been bitten by a werewolf and he finds himself forced to stay under Remus' protection while hiding. Sex is a must. H/C is love, as is angst and drama.	Claim this one
laizeohbeets requested: Either Harry/Ginny or Tom/Ginny/Harry. End of Harry's 7th year, taking place at the Ministry of Magic. Evil!Harry, but not a Death Eater. Smutty or not, I don't care, as long as the sexual tension is there. No rape/non-con, please.	Claim this one
_boof requested: Snape/Draco, established but young relationship. Draco's seventh year. Outside, it's snowing and the war is on. Non-sexual touching is a must. No PWP, fluff, BDSM, rape, death of Snape or Draco, or non con. Any rating.	thysanotus
roseeva requested: Harry/Draco--Harry, turned to the dark side (by any means), wants to have Draco, any means necessary. Non-con, dark fic, BDSM, are all welcome. Though, if it's mutual, that would be nice, too.	Claim this one
devon_may requested: Harry/Draco and NC17 if possible. Post-Hogwarts where they meet up again and the attraction is obvious. Anything else is your call :)	Claim this one
lyytninbug requested: Harry/Sirius/(Remus?) In the summer after OotP, Harry is going through some of Sirius' old stuff at Grimmauld place. He finds 16 year old Sirius' diary (a la Tom Riddle) and finds a way to bring him back, even if it's just long enough for them to shag like bunnies. It's not totally necessary, but a bit of angst and/or jealousy from Remus would be good. I'm definately not opposed to threesomes. Any kinks are fine. NC-17, obviously.	misssolitude
swandive97 requested: A Bill/Tonks/Charlie sandwich! Something funny and fluffy, nothing too kinky, and it doesn't have to have a plot. NC-17, of course, because I love smut.	ragdoll
nakedcelt requested: Two words: PATIL TWINCEST! Well, OK, others can join in too. But femslash only, please. The smuttier the better. Kinky is good but can some kink other than BDSM take centre stage? Creative magical sex-toys would be a plus. PWP is fine. No rape or non-con, though, and it must end happily.	Claim this one
feyfiction requested: Lupin and Snape are coming to a mutually satisfactory arrangement. Enter Sirius, post Azkaban. Snape, obviously, won't be very fond of an extended house guest. Would love angst, but would very much like to see them all find a way to end up together at least reasonably content. Any rating is fine, but would appreciate some pretty smut.	misssolitude
nakedcelt requested: Snape/Lucius/Bellatrix/Narcissa, NC-17, just after Snape's humiliation by James Potter (as seen in the Pensieve). Lucius teaches his young friend how to keep his dignity through sneering superiority; then, to take his mind off things, he arranges a party with the Black sisters... Bellatrix is Lucius' real love, of course, but they both agree that the submissive Narcissa would make a better trophy wife for an aspiring politician. Extra kudos if, at some point in the action, an occasion arises for Bellatrix to say "Take the Imperius Curse off Narcissa, Lucius, it makes her too compliant," or some equivalent thereof.	Claim this one
_angsty requested: Lupin/Snape. While they're still at school, before The Prank. Should be part angst and part fluff. Only specific is that there needs to be the exchange of scarves - ie: Severus wearing a Gryffindor one, Lupin wearing a Slytherin one. (Either in private, or publicly.)	Firaux
iluvdomandan requested: draco/harry noncon with a broom stick in detail plus a lot of ruff/kinky sex an toss in a bit of snape and some lucius watching or getting involved an a good bit of bdsm please do a nc17	Claim this one
jadedroses requested: Harry/Draco. Almost sickening sweet, very, very PWPish. IC, but can break away a bit if need be. Post-Hogwarts.	slasher_chick
tanizard requested: RL/SS/SB, NC-17. Shagging, angst if you like, fluffy ending preferably with either RL/SS together, or the threesome becoming a 'couple'. I'm so vanilla. *sigh*	Claim this one
adamslifestyle requested: I'd really love to read a good NC-17 story with Dennis and Colin Creevey together. Some Draco and/or Harry could be thrown in for extra spice. Please, please make some fics with the Creevey brothers.. I can't find any out there! I'll owe you! (See my friend's post below under the LJ name "NoctuDraco" for some ideas or whatever.. we're both looking!	Claim this one
kangeiko requested: I'd really like a Sirius/Severus (in that order) post OotP. It should include someone (say, Ron or Hermione, or maybe one of the adults) confronting Sirius about the way he treats Snape during Order meetings (extra points if Harry spills the beans about the Marauders' teenaged boorishness). This must happen *before* the boys get together. No fluff or sweetness, please, although kinks (bloodplay and D/s etc) are perfectly acceptable. Extra bonus points for writing non con/dubious consent fun *without* it becoming rape. Something long-ish, please. :) Ta!	Claim this one
Alchemia requested: I'd love to see a story done along the lines of "A Christmas Story" but instead of Randy and Ralphie, its the Evans family with Petunia and Lily, and instead of wanting a Red Rider BB Gun, Lily wants a real magic wand.	Claim this one
nakedcelt requested: Arthur/Molly premarital, at Hogwarts: the night Arthur was caught by Apollyon Pringle, and Molly was told off by the Fat Lady, after a "midnight stroll" -- and Molly's subsequent pregnancy (=Bill).	Claim this one
soawen requested: A day in the life of Dark Lord!Snape and his loyal lieutenants, the long-haired Weasley twins. Not humor.	Claim this one
fuschia requested: I would love a fic that centered on Harry and Snape and involved "permission to whip" in some fashion. Feel free to make it as sexual (or not) as you like, but I'd prefer that this not involve role-play or Polyjuice!	Claim this one
tosca1390 requested: Harry/Oliver or Ginny/Oliver smut, or all three if you like. A plot would be nice along with yummy smutness, and fluff is preferable. I've had enough of angst for the moment. Really, do what you will; as long as it's long-ish and well written, I don't care.	Claim this one
___whitedash requested: Okay, once again, I'm asking for a threesome fic. And once again, I would like no rivalry between the characters, just a real relationship of mutual respect between all three. The pairing is Draco/Pansy/Hermione. Please keep the Slytherins in their book form (aka snarky, rude, mean, rough), and keep Hermione very book-loving. Plot-wise, all I want is Draco and Pansy already together and them getting Hermione to join them. Because I'm a sucker for it, please be smutty. Because smut is good. :D Anyways, that's all. Good luck!	Claim this one
NoctuDraco requested: NC-17 with Colin and Dennis Creevey together and possibly with Draco and/or Harry. Definitely please include both brothers and one or both of the other two characters if it fits. (one idea.. dennis loves colin but colin loves harry so dennis does them both a favor and polyjuices himself into harry so they can both get their wish. maybe draco walks in on the scene and decides to join in when, half way through..dennis changes back to himself and this just gets everyone even more excited) But, yeah..I'd really love to see a fic with these guys in it.. thanks soo much!	Claim this one
sinsense requested: Millicent femslash, preferably with Hermione or Ginny. Set post-OotP - either school or wartime is okay. Questionable consent is fine, smut is a must, bondage/dom is a bonus.	Claim this one
toyo_malloy requested: S.Black/S.Snape established relationship. Their relationship is going on for many years, but now Severus has enough from secrecy. He demands from Sirius to make their relationship public to their friends and godsons(Harry&Draco). Please make some dramatic fights between them and a funny/crazy announcement of their relationship. Extra points, if you can manage that their first announcement is interrupted and some good make up sex.^^	Claim this one
ctorres requested: Fred/George/Hermione smut, in which Hermione finds herself not in control of the situation. Dubious consent and/or bondage are fine but aren't requirements. Making use of the twins' mischievous streak would be great. No angst, please.	Claim this one
maddyriddle requested: Sirius/Hermione/Severus Sirius and Severus are attracted to Hermione. Both men try to win her heart in their own way. She may enjoy the courting but have to make it difficult for them. She likes both and she has to convince them to accept it. No choosing at the end, it's a threesome and should be an arrangement of sorts to live with both wizards. Try to keep Hermione normal. You MUST keep Severus IC (as much as you can with this kind of plot)	Claim this one
Loupet_88 requested: remus/hermione fic, preferably involving bondage, female submissive.	Claim this one
jedirita requested: Write a story explaining the Mystery Kid who showed up in the PoA movie, the one who had all the lines.	Claim this one
so_jayded requested: Harry/Draco fluff. With children. Futurefic(obviously). Please no drabbles. :)	Claim this one
lorelei_lee1968 requested: SS/RL established relationship. Top!Remus makes/orders Severus to wear a magical sex toy during a meeting/date with Gilderoy Lockhart which they both attend. Or... if you want Top!Severus, then Remus wears the toy and tey meet Sirius Black. Extra Bonus for a nice, smutty (perhaps semi-public) threesome.	Claim this one
y0urotherleft requested: draco/harry. harry is tied up and draco is forcing him, and harry starts to like it...alot. in the end he is quite willing. lots of foreplay, oral, mutual masturbation, anal, all the smutty smutty goodness.	Claim this one
mourningelectra requested: Harry/Sirius, angsty if you please. I'd prefer canon and any rating is acceptable.	Claim this one
swtalmnd requested: Harry/Snape, Sirius or Remus. Chan. Humour fic where Harry is trying to be a Lolita and seduce his chosen Nabokov, but the older man is determinedly oblivious. Up to you if Harry succeeds or not.	galba
patejens requested: Lucius/Draco. NC-17. Chanslash fic. Draco is 10 years old. I want some Malfoycest with smut, fluff, love and a happy ending. I DON`T want angst, torture, humiliation and rape/non-con. Also, no het.	Claim this one
shadiness requested: Draco/GoF Moody with Moody as a predatory figure chasing after Draco. No non-con but Slytherin-like manipulation and trickery.	fluffyllama
anais_rhys requested: I would really like to see some girls in drag as boys, trying to pass and getting naughty with either girls or boys. Maybe trying it out in a muggle club, hogwarts students run into each other. It can be any female as long as she's school age in the story- Minerva, Molly, Hermione, Pansy...anyone! Xtra bonus challenge because I'm wierd - the woman in drag seduces Petunia (any age) ^_^	Claim this one
magic_beans requested: Harry/Nagini. Harry discovers new uses for Parseltongue. Squick me.	misssolitude
sirena_lupin requested: A (not entirely humor-centric) Remus/Ginny/Sirius fic with a (n un)healthy doseage of smut. It would be nice if all three pairings could be put together and then a threesome (of doom. ahem.). And an after-sex cigarette. Beyong that... anything over R and of that nature will make me really, really happy.	Claim this one
_hannelore requested: Dumbledore, any pairing or gen. At least five uses of dragon's blood that supposedly he discovered. Extra wishes (but not necessities): during wartime, post OotP. Manipulative is okay.	Claim this one
camillabloom requested: Traumatized by both the last book and the last movie, I need some AU resurrection fic after OotP (With Harry 16 or older). Moviecanon Sirius (short, rancid), or dirty little girl Sirius, is still not listening to reason, and needs to be regularly disciplined/kept busy by either Harry & Remus, or Harry & Bill, or Harry & Kingsley, or all four of them. The other inhabitants/visitors of the house must not notice. Especially Molly & Snape must be fed good excuses for certain happenings/get ups. Added points for voyeur Dumbledore, Ginny and/or Hermione. Happy go lucky smut comedy with a bit of skirt.	Claim this one
soothsayer87 requested: Any Weasley brother pairing (except the twins) where Molly and the rest of the family find out.	fluffyllama
jewelofsaturn requested: James/Sirius slash. Can be any rating. Must take place during their seventh year while they are preparing for their N.E.W.T.s. A dose of angst would be nice, but is not required.	thysanotus
prettypuddle requested: A few years post-Hogwarts, but still wartime. SS/HP - a game of Scrabble and smut. Established relationship and top!harry preferred.	Claim this one
irr4tional requested: SS/HG. Snape at his sarcastic snarkiest, snivelling worst. He's not a good looking man and he has few endearing features. She is generally more concerned with more important things (to her) than her day to day appearance. What would attract HG to him and vice versa? What events would believably result in them being together?	Claim this one
epsilon_delta requested: Musings on Moody's magical eye, from the POV of someone who *doesn't* know the full extent of how much the eye can see. If he can see through invisibility cloaks, is there anything he can't see through? Preferably light-hearted with a good dash of humour. The resulting fic can be as pervy or as innocent as you want.	Claim this one
pauraque requested: Percy finds out who Scabbers really was. Perhaps Ron tells him, or perhaps he encounters Peter in another setting altogether... Could be slash, doesn't have to be.	Claim this one
chillit requested: The proper way to celebrate Hermione's last day of school ;) Any ship :)	Claim this one
andrian1 requested: I would to see a die hard HG/SS writer to try their hand a bit of HG/RL smut	Claim this one
themerovingian requested: Harry/Draco, NC17, something sweet and romantic with a hot steamy sex scene. Preferably first time, but not essential. Thanks so much.	Claim this one
notreallyfallen requested: I would love a fic that was Narcissa/Lily with a side of Bellatrix/Lily, set during their school days, where Lily is the only one with an ulterior motive for the relationships, and neither Black sister knows about the other.	Claim this one
leogryffin requested: Remus/Hermione after Harry is killed. Some good angst is always welcome, but a positive ending if possible.	Claim this one
lilithchilde requested: Harry wakes up one morning to find that Neville and not he is the Boy Who Lived. (Well, as far as anyone remembers; it's an enchantment, not an alternate universe or whatever.) He discovers that he is lost and naked without that fame that he has always claimed to hate, and to make matters worse . . . it seems that the only other person who remembers reality is Draco. (H/D, nothing too dark please. Smut, however, is welcome.)	Claim this one
districtbird requested: A school-set fic romance with the pairing of Blaise+Pansy or Blaise/Nott. Darkish romance, and very slytherin-ish overall with views etc. :)	Claim this one
violet_quill requested: Snape/Tonks involving an undercover Order mission. Light-hearted, with smut!	Morgan_Silver
nakedcelt requested: Ginny/Tonks, NC-17. Tonks is a sub, which doesn't particularly float Ginny's boat -- but she can impersonate anybody, male or female, on command, which does. Nothing anal, nothing involving specialized equipment; simulated incest is fine.	Claim this one
juxiantang requested: Snape/Sirius, set *after* the 5th book (might be AU or bring Sirius back to life in some way). It can be any length, any rating but it shouldn't be fluffy or OOC, should deal with their enmity. And it must end in a happy end (Snape and Sirius staying together).	misssolitude
smaragdgrun requested: Harry is an Auror investigating an international secret society where sex magic might just cross into dark magic if people aren't careful. Arthur is concerned, Ron is squicked, Hermione and Molly are fascinated... and Bill Weasley is a member?!?	misssolitude
anyro requested: In the year 2000, Harry reminisces about his time at Hogwarts and the victory over Voldemort, who was overcome by Neville Longbottom in 1998. Harry also muses about the fickleness of prophecies.	Claim this one
anathdemalfoy requested: I'd love to see some Lucius chanslash, with Lucius as the young boy, about first or second year. He's seductive and coquettish, all long soft blond hair and sweet pouting, driving an older man (Moody? Dumbledore? Tom Riddle? Moody would be my first choice, but any significantly older male who's not a student would do) crazy with desire. R/NC-17, kinks such as spanking and foodsmut are OK, but no angst, het or character death. Love & Serpents' Kisses, Anath.	Claim this one
weasleycest4eva requested: Angst-free Remus/Sirius. (Now there's a challenge. Hah!) Hogwarts-era fluff or post-Hogwarts PWP. Either's good. If you go for the fluff, include the other Marauders somehow -- DON'T leave out Peter. It's a pet peeve of mine. If you go for the PWP, I'd appreciate it if you could find it in your heart to include tattoos and/or scars and/or collars. Sub!Sirius tickles my fancy. Any rating is fine.	oGirlsNotGreyo
ani-bester requested: A ficlet in which Peter Pettigrew some how and for some reason decides to tell Fred and George about how to work the Marauder's Map. The twins, however, would have still been the ones to "rescue" it in the first place. Peter can't give it to them.	Claim this one
drworm requested: Harry/Remus set after Sirius' death, wherein it is NOT revealed that Sirius and Remus were having sex/in love/a couple. That would be the "just friends" clause. A focus on emotion or just an air of general thoughtfulness is preferred to anything particularly smutty.	desdmona
merrycontrary requested: Death Eaters kidnap Ron. Instead of being killed, Ron is kept alive to be used against Harry at some later date. In the meantime, he is given to Wormtail as a pet. (With a collar please!) What does Harry find when he finally arrives? No evil or dead Ron. NC-17. Primarily Peter/Ron, but with Ron/Harry as well.	Claim this one
curia_regis requested: Snarry where Snape does not have an inferiority complex and is not pushing Harry away 'for his own good' at every turn. And where Dumbledore is not trying to get them together. Can be either during Harry's Hogwarts years or afterwards. Preferably done so that it doesn't fall into the cliches of Snape/Harry fics. Examples of cliches include: Snape is asked to make a potion for Harry, Harry becomes a Professor at Hogwarts, Harry asks Snape to take his virginity before The Final Battle, etc.	Firaux
caemlyn requested: Hagrid/Neville. NC-17. Neville takes an interest in a rare plant he has discovered in the Forbidden Forest. Hagrid takes an interest in Neville.	Claim this one
geminigoddess25 requested: Post-Hogwarts Bellatrix/Hermione, rated either R or NC-17. I want Order member!Hermione and Death Eater!Bellatrix to be constantly working against each other, each (although they've never met except in brief skirmishes) building up an almost personal vendetta against the other. Then, Hermione gets captured by Death Eaters. I'd love it if it were nice and smutty, but it doesn't have to be. I'd also like a good, *strong* adult!Hermione characterization.	Claim this one
___whitedash requested: I'd enjoy reading some Fred/George/Hermione smut, not a PWP with just smut, but definitely NC-17 rated. I don't want to see any competition, just a relationship between the three that is mutual. I'd like to see subtle differences between the twins, as so it doesn't get repetitive. Oh, and please none of the following: beautifying of Draco if he shows up, no Snape/Harry, Draco/Harry or Snape/Hermione mentioned, and erm... that's about it. If you want to mention another pairing or something, go ahead. Please develop the relationship (no just random smut or anything, please) a bit before any sex.	Claim this one
calliope14 requested: Ron/Harry, post-Hogwarts. Something that has a healthy dose of angst and maybe even a huge fight, but somehow things turn out all right in the end. Smut would be grand but not completely necessary. No evil!Ron, but if the situation requires him to *pretend* to be evil for a while, as a spy or something, that's okay.	misssolitude
Illmantrim requested: Blaise/Hermione in a pairing where Blaise is Hermione's equal in Slytherrin	Claim this one
froda_baggins requested: I've had a lot of angst lately in my fics, and am now in the mood for fluff. MWPP-era, begins Remus and Lily are a couple, this makes James very jealous (I'm thinking Remus/Lily and Sirius/James here). Misunderstandings, teenage drama and fluff ensues, with the end result being Sirius/Remus and James/Lily, of course. Bonus points for a well-written Peter. Any rating, but some fumbling first-time certainly wouldn't go amiss.	madilayn
hownovel requested: I'm looking for a Zacharias/Harry fic that does not in any way, shape, or form liken Zacharias to Draco Malfoy. No Zacharias being a replacement for Draco, no Harry only liking Zacharias because he reminds him of Draco -- in short, no H/D whatsoever, and no turning Zacharias into Draco!lite -- I want the difference between their personalities to be clear. The plot I'm going to leave up to you with the one exception that I want there to be some actual visual build up to the Z/H relationship and no leaping head-long into t00by boyloff. It's the characterisation I have some specifics on. Zacharias should have curly blond hair and that's pretty much my only aesthetic demand. Hufflepuff (and Ravenclaw) love is a must. I want to see some good characterisation of Ernie, Hannah, Susan and Justin, the group Zacharias gets along with. Zacharias's parents should come into play at some point as a pair of new age hippies. If you can get Susan campaigning for women's rights and the Hufflepuffs singing Queen's We Are The Champions at Quidditch matches, I will love you forever. Smut is not a must, but always encouraged.	Claim this one
gblvr requested: Smutty, smutty Snape/Lupin - the more NC-17, the better - with a heavy dose of angst. Make one of them unsure about pursuing a relationship, and the other determined to make it work. I'd really just prefer straight (so to speak) sex, so no extreme kink like scat, watersports or bloodplay. Biting is good, though. :-D	misssolitude
rubykate requested: I'd love to see a Charlie/Oliver smutty first time fic, with lots of boyish banter and sexual tension before they get down to it :D	Claim this one
sibylle requested: A MM/SS romance. After the fall of the Dark Lord and with the war suddenly over Severus is rather lost, the focus of so many of his years suddenly being no longer there. NC17's fine with me, but please no PWP but rather more of a focus on the characters?	Claim this one
ladysevsnape requested: I'd like a Ron/Draco one that Draco is a spy and Ron is a DE. Must be dark, possiblly evilish but make it dark. kinky is fine too.	Claim this one
Shortcircuited requested: Twins! And Harry! So...like...George/Harry/Fred!! A Harry sandwich!! Which reminds me, food!smut is lovely. OH! How funny would it be if Harry was lactose-intolerant? And roleplay. And make it hard AND fluffy, if that is possible. And twincest is a must, please! *is intolerable and obnoxious* Love love love!!	Claim this one
honeycakehorse requested: I'll not meddle with it: it is a dangerous thing: it makes a man a coward: a man cannot steal, but it accuseth him; he cannot swear, but it cheques him; he cannot lie with his neighbour's wife, but it detects him: 'tis a blushing shamefast spirit that mutinies in a man's bosom; it fills one full of obstacles: it made me once restore a purse of gold that I found; it beggars any man that keeps it: it is turned out of all towns and cities for a dangerous thing; and every man that means to live well endeavours to trust to himself and to live without it. - Richard III, I.IV - About Conscience. - - - - Doesn't that quote remind you of Slytherins?	snakepen
florahart requested: Draco has become invisible. Not literally, but just, overnight, no one listens to a word he says, no one responds to him--not questions, not statements, nothing. Even the castle ignored him; he can't get into his common room and he has to swipe food from the plates of others. And he has no idea why. It makes him angry, but no one, including his parents, is the least bit moved by his anger, nor will anyone clue him in to what's changed. Eventually, frustrated and depressed, he finds himself at the Twins shop. They see him when he decides, heck, if no one sees me, might as well take what I want. They speak to him normally, answer his questions, and explain what he needs to do to return himself to visibility.	thrihyrne
pandora_nervosa requested: SS/HG - Snape is Bastard!Dominant!Cruel!Snape. No vanilla sex, please, I want it dark and dirty. Snape may be abusive but Hermione will (secretly) enjoy it. She will not call him Master but Sir.	whitemunin
_decadent requested: Sirius/Regulus - after Hogwarts, what happened to lead to Regulus' death.	statelines